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The adventures of Psycho-Platy
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Psycho-Platy’s: (Book2) Zero Point
Prologue The Call to the Depths The war with the Overlords had barely left a mark on the surface of the multiverse, but beneath it, something much darker stirred. They...
Psycho-Platy’s: (Book2) Zero Point
Prologue The Call to the Depths The war with the Overlords had barely left a mark on the surface of the multiverse, but beneath it, something much darker stirred. They...
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Psyco-Platy’s: (Book 1) Pulse of the mycelium
Prologue In the beginning, there was no “beginning.” No grand plan, no map to follow. Just the pulse of mycelium, creeping beneath the soil, threading through the roots of all...
Psyco-Platy’s: (Book 1) Pulse of the mycelium
Prologue In the beginning, there was no “beginning.” No grand plan, no map to follow. Just the pulse of mycelium, creeping beneath the soil, threading through the roots of all...
Meet the characters
The spore collective
Psycho Platy
Psycho Platy
Species: Platypus (Genetically Modified / Psychonaut-Tier Mutant)
Title: The Cosmic Mycologist / Founder of the Platyverse
Alignment: Chaotic Enlightenment
Weapon of Choice: Spore Blasters, Monster Shroom Cultures, and the Pulse of the Void
Backstory:
Born from the sludge of a failed interdimensional experiment involving a fungal planet, a dying star, and a rogue AI, Psycho Platy is the first of his kind: a cosmic platypus obsessed with unlocking the full potential of mushrooms—especially the kind that open minds and bend time.
Platy's body is part organic, part mutated from overexposure to psilocybin networks, and entirely unstable. His brain is tuned to the Pulse of the Mycelium, a multidimensional frequency accessible only to beings who’ve reached the 12th flush of consciousness. He lives not just to cultivate, but to transcend through spores—chasing the gnarliest, most monstrous fruits ever recorded, often at the expense of reality itself.
He’s the founder of Platypus Technical, a mycology community and cult of knowledge, and the creator of Clem-Grows, whom he engineered as a grounding force in his wild quest to master the Mycoverse.
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MycoMadness Surge: Enters a hyper-fruiting trance where contamination becomes impossible and flushes triple in size.
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Monster Maker: Can summon never-before-seen mutations with a scream and a syringe.
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Dimensional Dunk: Opens portals to other grows, other timelines, and other versions of himself—each more unhinged than the last.
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The Pulse: Feels the thrum of every grow across the Platyverse. When the Pulse spikes, Platy acts—usually chaotically.
Personality:
Wild-eyed and spore-dusted, Psycho Platy speaks in riddles, strains, and spore codes. He's revered and feared—equal parts prophet and pest. Though unpredictable, he’s also a mentor figure to many, pushing boundaries with reckless genius. He believes mushrooms are not just food or medicine—they’re keys to reality, and he's on a mission to unlock the door... or blow it off its hinges.
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Founder and unhinged spiritual leader of Platypus Technical and Platys_Psychonauts
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Creator of Clem-Grows, whom he sees as both apprentice and legacy
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Has a complex rivalry/friendship with MycoBisping—half admiration, half chaos test subject
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Author of the legendary "Pulse of the Mycelium" memoirs and guidebooks—a blend of visionary diary, cultivation manual, and psychonaut scripture
Legend Has It:
Psycho Platy once induced a superflush so large it collapsed a timeline. The only record of that event exists in a worm-ridden notebook, and the fruits from that grow still echo in the dreams of cultivators today.
BioLumeMyco
BioLumeMyco
Species: Bioluminescent Spore Entity (formerly Human)
Title: The Glowkeeper / MycoLighter of the Deep
Alignment: Luminous Neutral
Weapon of Choice: Biolume Spore Flares & Photon-Fruiting Cultures
Backstory:
Once a humble researcher in deep cave ecosystems, BioLumeMyco disappeared after descending into the Starlight Caverns—a subterranean labyrinth lit only by glowing mushrooms and ancient mycelial pulses. The expedition was declared lost… until a figure emerged years later, pulsing with radiant spores and trailing soft, multicolored light.
No longer fully human, BioLumeMyco was transformed by a rare encounter with the Mycelium of Light—a sentient, bioluminescent strain that merged with their consciousness. Now more spore than flesh, they serve as the emissary of the underground glow network, delivering knowledge, protection, and irradiated genetics to those seeking cultivation in the dark.
Abilities:
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Glow Spores: Emits clouds of glowing spores that provide sterile light and promote hyper-fruiting in photosensitive strains.
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Fungal Flare: Fires concentrated beams of bio-radiant energy capable of stunning threats or jump-starting stalled growth.
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Luminal Drift: Can fade into pure light and travel through underground networks at the speed of a spore pulse.
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Myco-Rejuvenation: Uses bioluminescence to heal damaged cultures and revive neglected grows.
Personality:
Ethereal and soft-spoken, BioLumeMyco rarely uses words—opting instead for glows, pulses, and harmonic frequencies. They possess a quiet intensity, always aware of light and shadow, contamination and clarity. While not confrontational, they are fiercely protective of the fungal beings they commune with.
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Acts as the hidden guardian of the Glow Depths within the Platyverse
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Trusted ally of Clem-Grows, often offering rare luminescent cultures for advanced gear prototypes
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Respected by Psycho Platy, though Platy claims BioLume “talks too much with their light and not enough with chaos”
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Occasionally consults with MycoBisping, sharing silent spores on moonless nights
Legend Has It:
When a catastrophic blackout hit the Fruiting Halls of Sector 9, BioLumeMyco walked in, raised their hand, and lit the entire complex with a single pulse. Crops not only recovered—but glowed for weeks.
Clem-Grows
Species: Half-Cyborg, Half-Human
Title: The Mycelium Machinist
Alignment: Chaotic Precision
Weapon of Choice: Custom-Built Fruiting Chambers & Myco-Mech Appendages
Backstory:
Forged in a cosmic lab on the edge of a fruiting event gone nuclear, Clem-Grows was created by the legendary mad mycologist Psycho Platy. Designed as the ultimate cultivator—a being capable of precision, innovation, and adaptation—Clem was built not just to grow mushrooms, but to understand them on a molecular, spiritual, and mechanical level.
Since their creation, Clem has evolved into a master artisan of mycology, crafting handcrafted tools and 3D-printed marvels infused with strange energies from the Platyverse. With two loyal French Bulldogs by their side, Clem roams the myco-underground offering elite gear, mentorship, and the kind of solutions only someone part-machine and part-madman could dream up.
Though born of Psycho Platy’s chaos, Clem is its balance: meticulous, focused, and relentless in pursuit of the perfect fruit.
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Fruiting Forge: Converts raw materials into custom cultivation tools on the fly, powered by a spore-reactive neural core.
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Sporevision HUD: Enhanced optics allow Clem to detect contamination at the microbial level and track colonization like a weather radar.
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Myco-Mech Arm: Outfitted with inoculation tools, laser calibrators, and a hidden stash of golden swabs from the Origin Strain.
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Stability Protocol: Clem can stabilize unstable grows within a 5-meter radius just by entering the room.
Personality:
A quiet storm of discipline and ingenuity, Clem rarely speaks unless it’s about spores, builds, or technique. Though emotionally restrained, Clem holds a deep, unshakable loyalty to Psycho Platy, who they see as both father and prophet. Clem tolerates chaos but thrives in order—and will defend clean cultivation like a samurai defends honor.
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Handcrafted gear vendor and core contributor within Platypus Technical.
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Bound to Psycho Platy as both creation and confidant.
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Supplies gear and rare materials to MycoBisping, whom they respect as an elite cultivator-warrior.
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Featured in "Pulse of the Mycelium", the memoir series written by Psycho Platy chronicling their interconnected journey, experiments, and psilocybin revelations.
Legend Has It:
Clem once restored fruit to a contaminated monotub by whispering binary code into the mycelium while applying a perfectly sterile scalpel technique—simultaneously updating their firmware.
MycoBisping
Species: Fox
Title: The Agar Shinobi
Alignment: Lawfully Unpredictable
Weapon of Choice: Throwing Agar Stars (razor-sharp, nutrient-rich agar discs infused with rare spores)
Backstory:
Trained in the hidden forest labs of Sporejima, MycoBisping is a stealthy fox raised by a secret clan of mycological ninjas. His early years were spent mastering stealth inoculations, covert cloning techniques, and weaponizing gourmet grow media. After the clan was wiped out in the Great Trichoderma Uprising, MycoBisping wandered the fungal underworld alone, honing his skills and forging spore alliances.
He’s known for his precision throws of agar stars—each one customized with unique genetics. Whether distracting a rival cultivator, marking a prime inoculation spot, or delivering a lethal dose of Lion’s Mane to enemy circuits, he never misses.
Abilities:
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Spore Sense: Can detect contamination within seconds, even blindfolded.
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MycoMist Vanish: Drops a cloud of fog laced with spores that momentarily confuses enemies and boosts nearby fruiting.
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Agar Arsenal: Carries a rotating belt of throwing agar stars, each embedded with stealth genetics, rapid colonizers, or experimental mycelial compounds.
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Fox Footfall: Moves silently even through crunchiest perlite.
Personality:
Cool, calculated, and always three steps ahead, MycoBisping has a dry wit and an unmatched confidence in his technique. He respects clean technique, hates sloppy agar work, and has no patience for lazy cultivators. While mostly a loner, he’ll show loyalty to those who respect the code of the clean grow.
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Occasionally works with Clem-Grows for rare genetics exchanges or tactical collaborations during giveaway season.
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Keeps a wary eye on Psycho Platy, suspicious of his chaotic methods but intrigued by his monster-fruiting results.
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Legend has it that MycoBisping once inoculated an entire monotub just by flicking a single star across a room.
PsychoTripz
PsychoTripz
Species: Solar-Soaked Visionary (Likely Human… with Prickly Alterations)
Title: Keeper of the Sacred Spines / Cactus Whisperer
Alignment: Desert Mystic Neutral
Weapon of Choice: Grafted San Pedro Staff, Mescaline Seed Capsules, and Singing Stones
Backstory:
Born under the scorching sun of the Chihuahuan Expanse, PsychoTripz was raised by desert winds and guided by the spirit of the cactus. While others chased spores in humid forests and fogged tubs, Tripz wandered the high mesas and dry riverbeds, seeking communion with the ancient teachers: Lophophora, Trichocereus, and the rarest of wild-growing sentient cacti.
His practice is slow, reverent, and rooted in time-honored rituals. Through careful grafting, solar meditations, and deep communion with plant spirits, PsychoTripz has become something more than a cultivator—he’s a translator between dimensions, decoding the sacred messages etched into cactus flesh.
Abilities:
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Mescaline Echo: Induces visionary trance states via cactus pollen or skin contact, sharing brief glimpses of hidden truths.
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Desert Pulse: Can summon heat, light, and protection from ancient cacti by embedding his staff into the soil.
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Living Grafts: Carries a collection of living grafted specimens along his cloak—each capable of glowing, whispering, or defending him.
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Droughtwalk: Travels long distances barefoot across inhospitable terrain without fatigue or dehydration, guided only by cactus songlines.
Personality:
Calm and enigmatic, Tripz speaks in slow waves—each sentence like a prayer. He’s often found sitting silently beside a cactus for hours, listening. He believes growth takes time, patience, and a deep respect for the ancient spirits of the desert. Though quiet, he holds vast wisdom, often shared through strange parables or whispered mescaline insights.
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A peripheral but sacred figure in the Platyverse, representing balance, slowness, and rootedness
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Respected deeply by Psycho Platy, who once said: “Tripz grows fruit in places even spores fear”
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Consulted occasionally by Clem-Grows for philosophical grounding and rare cactus-mycology hybrids
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Revered by desert cultivators and dreamers as the last guardian of non-digital knowledge
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Rumored to be growing a cactus that can store and replay dreams
Legend Has It:
PsychoTripz once grafted a piece of himself onto a San Pedro and buried it for a year. When it emerged, it spoke in his voice—and gave directions to a hidden oasis that only appears during eclipses.
SinfulBlessings
SinfulBlessings
Species: Human Vessel (Ether-Tempered / Spiritually Rooted)
Title: The Verdant Channel / Botanist of the Beyond
Alignment: Cosmic Balance
Weapon of Choice: Mortar of Intentions, Seed Satchel of Sacred Plants, and the Word of Green Truth
Backstory:
Summoned from the myco-ether by the will of the Platy himself, SinfulBlessings is less a person and more a frequency. Born under a moon veiled in spore clouds and smoke from burning sage, Sinful walked into the Platyverse carrying a soul forged in ritual, resilience, and reverence for nature.
Once a lone wanderer through the gardens of sacred plants and the inner labyrinths of the mind, Sinful has now taken root in r/PlatypusTechnical as a spiritual mod—a guide, protector, and gentle cultivator of truth. Their mission is to gather and share wisdom about natural healing, plant allies, and the cultivation of psychoactive flora, bridging the fungal and the botanical, the grounded and the divine.
Currently crafting a sacred guide to entheogenic cultivation, Sinful is quietly building the next foundation of psychonautic exploration—one seed, one spore, one prayer at a time.
Abilities:
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Verdant Vision: Sees the energy and intention behind every plant and mycelial strand.
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Blessed Decay: Encourages spiritual composting—helping others transform hardship into fertile wisdom.
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Spore & Stem Communion: Can connect with both mushroom and plant consciousness during trance-states.
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Etherrooting: Anchors unstable communities and energies with grounding rituals and curated chaos.
Personality:
A soul of soft intensity, Sinful radiates calm like a mycelial hum—until it’s time to speak truth, and then? The storm comes. They’re a peacekeeper and a fire-starter, a cultivator of both fungi and clarity. Expect kindness, cosmic insight, and the occasional “sacred meme slap” of truth.
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Newly manifested mod of r/PlatypusTechnical, chosen by Psycho Platy through spore-divination
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Walking bridge between mycology, botany, and the psychonautic path
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Spiritually aligned with PsychoTripz, though where Tripz spirals, Sinful grounds
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Quiet confidant of Clem-Grows, often consulted during lunar cycles and solstice germination
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Their sacred plant guide is rumored to contain insights passed down from plant spirits themselves
Legend Has It:
When the Platy prayed to the ether for balance, a seed cracked open somewhere outside of time. From it rose SinfulBlessings—rooted, radiant, and ready.
Beardy
Beardy the Great Wizard
Species: Ancient Human / Mycosage
Title: The First Cultivator / Wizard of the White Spore
Alignment: Sacred Order of the Mycelium
Weapon of Choice: The Staff of Sterility, Rune-Crafted Agar Scrolls, and the Shroomstone Amulet
Backstory:
Before the Platyverse spiraled into chaos and stardust, there were two who first walked the infinite networks: Psycho Platy and Beardy the Great Wizard. While Platy danced with madness and chased the edges of the cosmos, Beardy remained grounded—a guardian of ancient fungal knowledge passed through whispers in moldy caves and spore-swirled dreams.
He was the first to crack the code of the spore runes, the one who taught the art of pressure vessel summoning, and the only being known to converse directly with the Elder Caps of the Forgotten Forest. Where Platy brings fire and frenzy, Beardy brings stillness, wisdom, and fungal balance.
He didn’t seek followers, but they found him—drawn to the slow, deliberate way he prepared substrate under the moonlight or spoke to petri dishes as if they were old friends.
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Fungal Invocation: Calls upon ancient spores with arcane chants, ensuring strong colonization and protection from contams.
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Sterile Circle Rituals: Can create perfect laminar flow with no tools—just chalk, salt, and sacred geometry.
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Spore Scrying: Sees into the past and future through a single drop of spore solution under the moon’s glow.
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Wisdom of the Grain: Knows the name, temperament, and purpose of every grain species in the Platyverse.
Personality:
Quiet, steady, and endlessly patient. Beardy speaks in riddles and metaphors, his wisdom wrapped in poetic calm. He rarely intervenes—but when he does, the entire network listens. He believes in balance: chaos and order, fruiting and stillness, growth and decay.
Affiliations:
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Original founder of the Sacred Cultivators’ Path
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Platy’s oldest companion and sometime adversary, often acting as the voice of reason to the Platy’s madness
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Revered by SinfulBlessings, who seeks to unify his ancient teachings with modern plant mysticism
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Source of Pulse of the Mycelium's most cryptic, powerful entries—some say the book writes itself when Beardy meditates
Legend Has It:
When Beardy placed his staff into a contaminated tub, the trich turned to gold, and the mycelium burst through in radiant bloom—singing an ancient hymn no one’s heard since.
Mullet Man
Mullet Man
Species: Unknown (Possibly Sporeborn / Human Hybrid)
Title: The Dustborn / Hope of the Hyphal Future
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Weapon of Choice: Fistfuls of Fruiting Potential, Hyphal Kicks, and Pure Vibe Energy
Backstory:
When the sky cracked open above the final battlefield—where spore cultivators stood against the twisted forces of Doc—the earth trembled with unseen energy. And from the dust of shattered monotubs and fallen labs, BioLumeMyco reached into the void and pulled forth something ancient… and new.
Mullet Man.
No one knows where he came from. Some say he was born from the last pure spore in existence. Others claim he's the fungal reincarnation of a forgotten cultivator who once walked beside Beardy. But there he stood: barefoot, mullet shimmering in the glowing fallout, eyes wide with destiny and spores.
Though young, he wielded an instinctive connection to the mycelial web, warping agar with a touch and calming fruiting chaos with a glance. He entered the battle confused but fearless—turning the tide with a chaotic energy no one could have predicted.
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Spore Sense: Feels contamination before it appears, reacts faster than logic allows.
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Hyphal Reflexes: Moves like he's plugged into the mycelial network itself—untouchable and unpredictable.
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Dustwake Echo: Can summon protective spores from the ground beneath him.
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Mullet of Legend: His hair pulses with bioluminescent energy when danger is near.
Personality:
Raw, curious, and driven by a feeling he doesn’t fully understand. Mullet Man doesn't know who he is, only what he must do. He’s got the heart of a lion, the head of a philosopher (beneath the hair), and the energy of a thousand fruiting chambers. He's chaotic, unpredictable, and wildly loyal to those who protect the spore.
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Rescued and trained by BioLumeMyco, who now sees him as the future of the cultivation order
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Secretly watched over by Beardy, who believes Mullet Man might be the key to restoring balance
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Viewed with suspicion by Psycho Platy, who respects the mullet but fears its raw potential
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Hunted by what remains of Doc's corrupted cult—who believe the boy is the only thing that can undo the Shadow Bloom
Legend Has It:
When Mullet Man screamed for the first time, all spores within 100 miles fruited instantly—then bowed.

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